"That's a very interesting collection of rings. Please don't punch me."
"That's symbolically quite violent. A psychologist would have a field day with you."
"Oh my God. You have really great veins. I wish everyone had blood as good as this."
"I think that when people die, they shouldn't be buried. They should be made into black pudding."
"Right, just squeeze this cotton ball. Pretend it's Robbie Williams's neck."
"The cotton ball became David Bowie, stop squeezing!"
And finally, upon offering me a bag of my own blood: "Sausages?"